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Baillie's Mom
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 26, 2017 10:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

At this time of the year itís difficult to know what to say without offending someone and there has been a lot going on on various social media groups recently. So Iíve checked with my legal adviser and on his advice I wish to say the following to all of my friends and acquaintances.
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2018, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that Great Britain is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Disclaimer:

No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 5:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

And a MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY HEALTHY NEW YEAR TO YOU TOO Shelly Very Happy Very Happy xx

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 6:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing Laughing Your greetings are absolutely hilarious, thank you so much Shelly! Enjoy the few days left of this year and have a wonderful year 2018!

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 8:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Brilliant Shelly! Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Mac & Tali
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 8:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing Laughing ... Thank you Shelly, that has cheered my day right up. Bless you. x

( NB, If, which is not admitted, any actual or inferred Blessing in this reply suggests an underlying religious framework, then that framework should be deemed Non-denominational.)

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Baillie's Mom
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 12:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Doesn't it just show you what a very silly world we are now living in Mark.

Deeley is in Australia for the Ashes and not back until 10 January so have had a very strange Christmas this year but apart from him not being here it reminded me of a very old fashioned Christmas when it had a meaning not a spend fest.

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All the pets we love who have past donít ever forget us.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 12:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well thank you for this greeting. Hope you had a reasonable end to the silly season..... Wishing you a healthy and happy New Year.... x Willow and

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 12:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Threebeards wrote:
And a MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY HEALTHY NEW YEAR TO YOU TOO Shelly Very Happy Very Happy xx


Exactly that Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 6:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Cool Shelly - whilst I agree and reciprocate, my people will be contacting your people....xx

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 6:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing Laughing Laughing Judy!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 27, 2017 6:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Shocked Nina....one can NEVER be TOO careful.... Laughing

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