THE PIMMS QUEEN CLEANS UP AT DOG SHOW.

Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2019 4:07 pm

This is a true story with slight exageration Very Happy

It happened about Four years ago at the Royal Cornwall show ground at Wadebridge. Cornwall. Very Happy

The Show was finished and Angie (The Pimms Queen) like many other Dog owners decided to take her Dogs for a nice walk around the fields and countryside before heading home. Smile

THE PIMMS QUEEN CLEANS UP AT DOG SHOW.

Three Beardie Boys were out for a walk at the Royal Cornwall Showground.
Meandering through beautiful fields of Green but what do you think that they found?
An overspill of Brown liquid silage...YUK...You can guess the next thing that they did.
They jumped in it and rolled in it, poor Angie flipped her lid.

She yelled at Alfie, Dylan and Flynn but it was all to no avail.
The Pimms Queens Dogs wallowed in in the Brown Silage and got covered from head to tail.
Angie uttered some well known expletives and some I think she invented.
She nearly passed out at the vile odour coming from her boys, which wasn't exactly Yasmin scented.

She took them to the toilets, she rinsed them down in the showers.
But the Silage smell from Hell would not go away and remained for hours and hours.
The boys looked so innocent when she put them in her Van, looks that said 'surely she can't hate us.'
The Pimms Queen drove off with watery eyes, in desperate need of breathing apparatus. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2019 8:24 pm

Would love to have seen that!

Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2019 10:37 pm

Every Beardie owner's nightmare!! Shocked

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 1:32 pm

Oh ugh! Angie my heart goes out to you even if it was some time ago Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 2:50 pm

..but..... she STILL took the Best Dogs home.... Laughing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upHYnigkaZg

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2019 10:07 pm

Of course she did, we always did at dog shows, no matter what happened Razz

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2019 4:49 pm

Thank you all for your kind comments on this poem/story, not everybody's cup of tea I know but 95% true. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Apr 25, 2019 5:04 pm

Joe it rings truer than you know - I had a Battersea rescue dog of terrier type, mostly white with tan patches over his foxy face. He had this awful habit of getting out and going over the local slurry fields ... need I say more Rolling Eyes

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 10:37 am

Oh my goodness Joe, the smell was horrendous wasn't it!! A day I won't forget in a hurry! Laughing

The only untrue bit about this story is that Dylan was a good boy and didn't roll in it, we hadn't had him long at that point, maybe he didn't want to risk being sent back to his previous owners!

It wasn't long after that they put notices up on the door of the showers requesting that you don't take your dogs into the showers! Whoops! Laughing

I do have some photos somewhere but haven't got to grips with putting them on here since not using photobucket, must try harder!

Friend for Life Joined: 07 Jul 2010 Posts: 6614

Well Poppy has just applauded them for the exceptional find Laughing

Poppy herself loves nothing more than a good roll in eau de muckspread Laughing

Or anything else that takes her fancy.

Friend for Life Joined: 09 Jan 2009 Posts: 19228

Boys will be boys Laughing

But Poppy

how could you Laughing

Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 3:10 pm

Perhaps she wants to be renamed as Winnie the Poo Laughing

Posted: Sat May 11, 2019 8:24 pm

Finally got round to finding the photos that go with the poem!
You have to imagine the smell! Laughing

I used postimage, Any tips on how to make the photos bigger would be good! Thanks!

Alfie looking very happy!

Dylan all innocent

Clean up!

Posted: Sat May 11, 2019 8:48 pm

Hi Angie. If you double click on the photos as you've posted them, it brings them up a LOT LARGER Very Happy

(and I am totally useless with anything teckie Embarassed

- but it does work)

Mary
xx