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PostPosted: Fri Oct 06, 2017 5:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Once a-pong a time

I found something to roll in; I’m sure it must be hot
Cos everyone exclaimed – oh the attention that I got!
The girls and Archie followed me till we were out of sight
How could it be that all of them resisted that invite?
Mum called me then ignored me, left me off lead way ahead
And fussed and patted Archie and the other two instead
I tried to nuzzle Archie’s mum, but my love she rejected
Breathed through her mouth and not her nose when my ruff she inspected …
When we got home mum marched me to the bathroom far too quickly
Then dolloped shampoo in a bucket, on to me (and thickly)
And now I pong! All girlyfied! Woe is my reputation
And all because I rolled in shxt among the vegetation

Jethro



Crying or Very sad Evil or Very Mad

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 06, 2017 6:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wonderful! Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 06, 2017 7:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Cool Thasssss mah boy!

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 06, 2017 7:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Little sod Confused Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 06, 2017 7:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Just be grateful it wasn't fox poo. Shocked That smell is so pungent and so long lasting, I find it hard to believe that the vixen finds it attractive. But then, there is no accounting for 'taste'!! Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 06, 2017 7:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Very Happy ...I'll say it again....Thassssssss mah boy! Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 06, 2017 7:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Shirley, whatever this was it was far far worse than fox poo, which he indulged in for the first 18 months of his life Shocked If I didn't know better I'd have sworn it was pig poo, but the area he vanished into was a gap in some hedging where a car park adjoins some wooded wasteland. I'm not telling you what he found last week, it would make your guts churn Confused Mad

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 06, 2017 9:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

These dogs are such disgusting creatures at times. Shocked But we still love 'em. Smile Smile Smile

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 06, 2017 9:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Very Happy I have told Mary that I will graciously fall on my sword and accept Jethro, when she gets tired of his rolling Cool

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 6:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Shocked Shocked Shocked Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Cool Cool

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 10:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Atta girl Judy Very Happy Can't see it happening though Confused

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 11:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Heidiwuff wrote:
If I didn't know better I'd have sworn it was pig poo, but the area he vanished into was a gap in some hedging where a car park adjoins some wooded wasteland. I'm not telling you what he found last week, it would make your guts churn Confused Mad


Aha. Mary. I think I know what it might be. My darling Millie did the same not long ago. She was covered, chest, shoulders, sides and bum and it was VILE.
We had driven out with a friend and we had to walk all the way home. No way was she going into the house and the cold hose down was fireman standard. Twisted Evil

And to think that she now has a warm water outdoor bath tub. She seems not to like it any better than the cold hose but at least my hands are warm.

Ah, bless 'em; little rascals. Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 3:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Twisted Evil Jacquie...I would have to prise Mary's hands off, finger by finger, and then her feet, toes by toes! Not a chance yerbut..... Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 3:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Go on Joy, I can take it - what do you think it was???? The colour was a cross between Raw Umber and Khaki Mad

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 8:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well done thats great.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 8:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yukkity-yuk yuk. Well Jethro, if you will go rolling, you WILL get a bath & smell like a girl, so be warned xx

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