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NAGS BRAGS.

Some race horses were having a conversation.
One of them began to boast.
"I have won eight of my Fifteen races,
I bet I have won the most."

"No way" said another.
"Out of Sixteen I have won Eleven."
Another horse said, "so what, I have won Nineteen,
Out of Twenty Seven."

A Bearded Collie had been sitting there listening.
He Said, "You are all pretty good I suppose,
I don't really want to brag,
But for the record, I have won all of my last FIFTY Dog shows."

There was a hushed silence.
The shocked horses looked his way all agog.
One said "Wow, that is fantastic,
Did you Guys hear that ?" Amazing............"A TALKING DOG"

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