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Heidiwuff
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2019 11:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Living with a beardie

Water water everywhere
Not coming from the sink
The walls and ceilings splashed all over
Jethro’s had a drink

The peace and quiet shattered
As twixt lounge windows and door
A hurricane is hurtling, cos
The postman’s at the door

The once cream (yes, I know, but I didn’t have him then) carpet in the lounge
Is now pock marked with crud
He is a messy eater
And the ground-in stuff’s his grub

I sit and eat my dinner
On the sofa, from a tray
When suddenly a purple pong
Of odour wafts my way

The little darling’s lying
On the floor close to my feet
If only he’d keep to himself
Those farts so indiscreet

The shrubs that grace the garden boundary
Now have naked roots
The cotoneaster from now on
May ne’er again bear fruits

The bone bank lies beneath the hedge
And every nearby border
All carefully deposited
In no specific order

It isn’t for the houseproud
Garden lovers beware
But living with a beardie
Is something we all share!




Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2019 1:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Brilliant Mary Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2019 1:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh Mary that is so funny Laughing we can all relate to the antics Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2019 1:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Very Happy yay Jethro.....

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 14, 2019 2:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Brilliant Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2019 8:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Great poem, although Foxie said, after reading it, that you have a lot of imagination and are very good at writing fiction... Ahemmm... Why don't I agree with her?... Laughing Wink

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Heidiwuff
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2019 12:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh Foxie, I didn't think you were like that ... Shocked

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 16, 2019 8:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Fab poem Mary. Very Happy

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The Poem Man
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Nice poem Mary, well done. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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